Blonde Kidnapper?

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Question by Woody: Blonde Kidnapper?
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. “I’ve kidnapped you!”, said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $ 10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde.”

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bag was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $ 10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow blonde?”

Best answer:

Answer by FIST OF FURY
It’s an oldie, but still awesome.

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